"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

(Source: squidward-tenassholes)

foxhex:

liza-land:

how I wear art is none of your business

"The difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos is that people with tattoos don’t give a shit if you don’t have any."

foxhex:

liza-land:

how I wear art is none of your business

"The difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos is that people with tattoos don’t give a shit if you don’t have any."

(Source: soilesusanna)

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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(Source: canadad)

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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 ▲ Merlin Cast Fest: Bradley James Week [x] →  Day one Bradley & Football

  Merlin Cast Fest: Bradley James Week [x]
→  Day one Bradley & Football

Chris Evans + hands

(Source: colindonoghue)

akfangirlindisguise:

kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

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THIS IS THE EXACT REACTION. THIS IS SO PERFECT.

loki-cat:

avengers 2:

“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“

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“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“

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”.. the avenger’s initiat-“

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”..avenger’s initiative.”

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(Source: moriarty)

momochanners:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.
Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

I relate way, way, WAY to much to the one about buying cooking utensils.
momochanners:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.
Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

I relate way, way, WAY to much to the one about buying cooking utensils.
momochanners:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.
Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

I relate way, way, WAY to much to the one about buying cooking utensils.
momochanners:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.
Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

I relate way, way, WAY to much to the one about buying cooking utensils.
momochanners:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.
Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

I relate way, way, WAY to much to the one about buying cooking utensils.

momochanners:

collegehumor:

Cookware has never been more exciting.

Finish reading —>  7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult

I relate way, way, WAY to much to the one about buying cooking utensils.

troylerhart:

Do you ever just pause while reading a fic because you can’t handle the cuteness and you’re just like

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THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS. NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING

(Source: stucky-til-the-end-of-the-line)

"

A man came to our class once,
he claimed to be a fair judge
with daughters he loved.

He asked a question to the class:
“When should a minor be tried
as an adult?”
and students began raising their hand

“murder”
he wrote it up on the board.

“robbery”
he wrote it up on the board.

I said, “Rape”
and he paused, he asked
for clarification

“You mean violent rape?”

“no I mean rape.
It is all the same.”

he looked to a boy
who said “rape only if
he used a weapon and
hurt her.”

and I said, “rape is rape,
whether his weapon is a knife,
drugs, or guilt. She said no.”

he shook his head,
and wrote
“Violent rape” on the board
anyways.

I never understood,
because you can kill somebody
quietly and peacefully with drugs,
or with guns and knives or cars;
but nobody cares if the murder was “violent”

it was still murder.

"
— #yesallwomen by Amanda Katherine Ricketson (via -poetic)
"My mouth is a fire escape.
The words coming out
don’t care that they are naked.
There is something burning in there."
Andrea Gibson, “I Sing The Body Electric, Especially When My Power’s Out” (via wordsnquotes)